The Worst Bath Salts Story Yet
I don’t think any commentary is needed for this horrifying story, but I’ll just add my 4 cents: DON’T DO DRUGS, KIDS. (For more on why you shouldn’t, go here, here, here, here, and here.)
Silly Sex Tip of the Day
First impressions are important. The first time you meet a sexy single could affect whether you’d want to make them a future booty call. The first time you meet a co-worker you’ll probably know if you’ll love or hate your job. And the first time you read a Cosmo sex tip, just the wording itself […]
David Attenborough Narrates Sex Between a Turtle and a Shoe
When you woke up this morning, probably still full from that 24 oz Porterhouse you ate at 8pm yesterday because America, was your first thought, “man, I sure wish I could start the day watching a British television show clip wherein a legendary nature show narrator lends his voice to a video of a small […]
Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars at a Gala
This photo, featuring ex-Leader of the Free World William Jefferson Clinton and three porn stars, has been circulating the web the past couple days to much laughter and (I’m sure) judgmental head-shaking. I personally shrugged it off, thinking that there were much more exciting things happening in the world than a 65-year-old dude posing with […]
Women Would Give Up Sex in Exchange for Weight Loss
Right around this time each year, women around the world begin crash diets in order to get in shape for the coming summer. From low-carb diets to vegetarian and raw cleanses, it’s expected and almost encouraged for women to do whatever it takes to be bikini-ready by June. And, just as expected as the crash-dieting, […]
Some Kobe That I Used to Know
In the wake of the Laker beating heard ’round the world, this video is especially poignant. Also, just plain hilarious. Good morning Friday! WE MADE IT!
#SOTS Thursday
There are a couple things that I can’t stand in songs, and one of them is when a performer stops in the middle of a song to talk. I don’t care what they’re saying, they could be saying, “BCU Girl I’m gonna give you a million dollars” and I would still be irritated (and then […]
Ugg Wedding Boots: No Thank You
You know, it’s totally your choice if you wanna get married. I know we talk a lot about being anti-marriage, but it’s really the establishment that bothers us- people getting married because they feel like it’s “the right thing to do,” realizing they weren’t “meant to be,” and then getting divorced and having their lives […]
Hump Day Hottie: Georgia Salpa
You’ve probably noticed that each Hump Day Hottie is categorized as a “celebrity” post. Which made this week’s post particularly difficult, because the lady I’ve chosen is about as close to being a celebrity as I am to being a Chris Brown fan. However, when perusing the web’s plethora of sexy celeb photoshoots, no A, […]
Condom Music
Every morning, I wake up to read the many Tweets about the late-night OBC commercials. Generally, they’re some variation of “what has the world come to,” “SMH,” or “one way ticket to STD town!” It’s always a pleasure to scoff back at them that we actually have our own OBC brand condoms, and that by […]