In the past, I have made some rather “unsavory” comments about hip hop’s leading lady, Nicki Minaj. From my disparaging comments about her red carpet fashion picks and jewelry choices, to my remarks about her molesting members to the NBA, I realize that I might have been a BIT judgmental. So today, I’ve decided to […]
It’s early. I’m sorry that I have to rape your ears like this when your hair’s all rumpled and you still have your glasses on and your mouth smells like a basement and you haven’t even had your coffee yet. But this video was thrown in my face this weekend and I had to share […]
As you may recall from earlier in the week, Barbados’ bad girl Rihanna uploaded some controversial photos to her Instagram account showing her rolling joints and smoking massive blunts with Snoop Dogg himself (yes, the guy behind this book made of rolling papers). Looking back, it seems Rihanna was the perfect tour guide to lead […]
It’s halfway through Friday, and although some might say they have that “2 o’clock” feeling, I’d say that I have that “so tired it feels like I’m being chased by terrifying starved chickens that wouldn’t think twice before they mauled off my face and fed it to their babies” feeling. In other words, I feel […]
Speaking of things that should appeal to ANYONE, and not just someone under the influence of marijuana, here is a 3-minute video of ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER: local news reporters totally botching their lines. You’ve probably noticed that I have a “thing” for watching reporters awkwardly butcher their segments (see also: this, this, […]
Uh, NO, you guys, I am NOT talking about the annual day when pot smokers around celebrate their love of marijuana. Neither am I talking about the time of day when stoners often toke up, relaxing themselves after a long day of mind and/or back-breaking work under the watchful eye of The Man (aka the […]
img via TheWrap 2012 has been a great year. I’ve run 200 miles, gone on a couple vacations, tried a poached egg for the first time (NOPE), and seen the reincarnation of Tupac on stage. However, despite it being 4 months in, I’ve still been feeling as though the year hadn’t been properly kicked off. […]
img via jameswharris Generally when I imagine uses for robots, it’s in ways that would make my life easier. Like say robot maids, or robots that go to the DMV for you because sometimes you think you might murder someone there. I never really imagined robot prostitutes, because I (knock on wood) don’t need one. […]
In this day and age, it’s pretty hilarious that people are still SHOCKED and APPALLED anytime a celebrity or politician admits to smoking pot. For one, it comes out of the ground as a plant just like oregano. For two, it’s in the process of being legalized in several states. And for three, OH MY […]
I’ve never gotten into the show Dancing With the Stars. The concept just doesn’t appeal to me. I say that a lot, don’t I? “What DOES appeal to you then, Negative Nancy?” you might think… let me tell you: food shows, travel shows, and shows where they find cat skeletons under 6 years worth of […]
