Alright LOOK. I’m not proud of it, but sometimes I go to the frozen section of the grocery store and I purchase, for consumption, frozen pizzas. I KNOW, I KNOW. It’s disgusting. The idea that a product that is made of bread and meat and vegetables could be frozen for weeks or months and then […]
About this time next week, yours truly will be pulling into the campground at the Coachella Valley Music Festival. For three nights, I (as well as my 20 person posse [yeah, I’m popular, so what]) will party, watch music, and eat disgusting amounts of fried food. All in all, it will be a weekend to […]
Ohhhhhh great, the Kim Kardashian publicity machine is at it again, and this time with the help of the media-magnet Kanye West. Just a day after reports swirled that Kanye and Kim may have hooked up earlier this week, it appears that Kanye is admitting that he may have been a catalyst in the break […]
And, when you look up “The Future” in the dictionary, you see this. I’m not sure what I’d rather have – Knight Rider PSAs or cyborg technology that will likely cause me to step in front of a bus.
That shouldn’t be a question that any of us have to ask ourselves ever, because who cares, but hey – let’s do it anyway. According to TMZ, Kim and Kanye saw a movie together last night, and then headed back to Kanye’s apartment. Then, like any sorority girl or hungover woman in stilettos knows, she […]
If you look in the dictionary under 1980’s, I believe this is what comes up.
What’s that, you ask? Do you get a DOUBLE WHAMMY of supermodel sexy in this week’s Hump Day Hotties post? Why yes, my friend. Yes you do. This week we have two women whose job it is to wear lingerie. So as you might have guessed, they are about as perfect as human beings could […]
I remember when I first got my hands on a copy of Tucker Max’s controversial book, “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.” I had heard that it was a hilariously honest, if not politically-incorrect look at the world of dating for a guy who can get any girl, and thought hey – why not […]
Fun fact about me: I was a gymnast for ten years! Funnier fact about me: I was pretty bad, although I DID win the floor exercise for my age group at Nationals one year. Needless to say, now that my daily life consists of sitting in front of a computer and worrying about carpal tunnel […]
DEAR GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT’S ALREADY APRIL?!?!?!? I’m starting to get nervous that I won’t get everything done that’s on my End Of The World Bucket List. I haven’t finished planting my vegetable garden yet, and I still have to yet to meet and seduce Ryan Gosling. I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER. There […]
