I’ve never gotten into the show Dancing With the Stars. The concept just doesn’t appeal to me. I say that a lot, don’t I? “What DOES appeal to you then, Negative Nancy?” you might think… let me tell you: food shows, travel shows, and shows where they find cat skeletons under 6 years worth of […]
Riding on the same masochism train from earlier today, I decided to punish myself by watching this horrifying parody of Nicki Minaj’s song “Starships” by YouTube user BartBaker. With its terrifying visuals, sex-offender of a singer, and use of cats, it is a guaranteed hit on the interwebz. As for me? I guess I might […]
I made an internal promise to myself to never post another video about the world’s creepiest couple, but there are just some mornings when you feel like being rebellious and masochistic. Today appears to be one of those days, because I can’t help posting this video, the first in a series where Miss Courtney Stodden […]
The last 30-odd weeks of TestiMOANial Tuesday posts have been heart-warming and unexpected romances being born from hot hookups, and we are, of course, always excited to see monogamous relationships bloom. However, as a website called OnlineBootyCall.com, we’re also A-OK with less-conventional relationships too! This one, for example. Here is my story: my hub has […]
img via billboard This past weekend was a clusterf*ck of smelly hippies, wasted rich people pretending to be hippies, and disgusting porta-potty shenanigans, but Coachella Valley Music Festival is, at its core, about the music. So, what were the top 5 musical moments of Coachella? Let’s try and remember. 5. Justice: D.A.N.C.E: This eight minute […]
After about 18 hours of sleep, I have finally recovered enough from the weekend’s festivities to share some news, re-caps, reviews, and the occasional unrelated video because my brain is still a little scrambled-egg-like. First off – GERARD BUTLER DEFINITELY HAD SEX WITH A RANDOM IN A PORTA-POTTY AT COACHELLA. According to The Superficial, the […]
THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. More tomorrow.
I’m sorry that I’m showing you this video about safe sex for seniors, but what I’m NOT SORRY FOR is the fact that I’m not actually writing this post right now, I’m actually in a desert wonderland partying and watching awesome bands WHOOPSIE. However, never fear. I’ll be sure to tell you all about it […]
You know how sometimes it’s all bright out, and your eyes hurt so you put on your sunglasses and it’s like “ahh, yeah that’s way better,” but in your head you’re kind of disappointed because your sunglasses aren’t in an awkward, uncomfortable shape of a continent formed by millions and millions of years of erosion […]
Speaking of up and coming artists/a>, here is a kid who makes me feel depressed that the one thing I’m good at doing is combing the internet for videos of people failing at playing children’s characters.
