What’s up, amigos? How was your Cinco De Mayo? Did you go to any fiestas or get muy borracho (don’t be intimidated by my fluent Español, I took 4 years in high school so I’m pretty skilled)? Welp, it’s back to the grindstone this week, so let’s get a few giggles into that tequila-scented mouth […]
Maybe it’s just because I’m an old fart who doesn’t like all these newfangled whoosi-whatsits, but this whole upsurge in the invention of robotic mouths and Real Dolls and robot prostitutes is really rubbing me the wrong way. Sex and hugs and kisses are supposed to be between two human people who met on OBC, […]
Ah, The Bachelor. A show which, to most sane individuals, is just a giant ratings demon that pulls at the (very tender) heartstrings of single women. A show that convinces 20-something princesses that they will find their Prince Charming, and simultaneously reminds cynical folk that love is dead and getting raped in the grave by […]
It’s Friday, folks, which means one thing – the weekend is FINALLY HERE! Time to shed off those unflattering work slacks and pull on your sexy weekend club attire. Put down your paperwork and get your dance on. Drop your thirteenth cup of coffee and pick up a cocktail! What you SHOULDN’T do, though, is […]
May Gray is in full swing here in the normally-flawless state of California, making this Thursday especially tough to get through. It doesn’t help that I woke up thinking it was Friday for some dumb reason, nor did it help that I ran out of coffee yesterday and forgot to get more so I am […]
Ohhhhhhh jeez. Okay. One second, let’s compose ourselves. Alright. Let’s talk about this “ad” for a “dating service” that is actually just a “super f***ing stupid and borderline offensive commercial for a brand of crappy, dry-ass chips that they give away at 5Ks and even there people are like, ‘no thanks’.” First of all, UGH, […]
Breaking News: Former Patriots (and our home team, the Chargers) linebacker was found this morning in his Oceanside, CA home, dead of an apparent gunshot wound to the chest. Police statements claim he was found by his girlfriend, who called 911. Paramedics attempted to save the 43-year-old, 12-time NFL Pro-Bowler, but he was pronounced dead […]
img via TheWeek I haven’t really been following the Secret Service scandal very closely over the past week, mostly because I don’t really care about the sexual choices of people tied to the government, despite our country’s apparent obsession with the subject. Like Anthony Weiner and the many other men who have fallen prey to […]
I know I usually save the Hump Day Hottie posts for later in the afternoon, when you need a little “boost,” if you know what I mean, but when I saw this post over at Buzzfeed, I realized that if you got a little injection of our Hump Day Hottie first thing in the morning, […]
Hey ladies, it’s the end of the work day, and I know, you’re sleepy and a little grumpy and you just want to get home so you can rewatch Willow for the fourth time because you keep forgetting to send it back to Netflix hit the club with your girlfriendz, but we need to talk […]
