This dreary Monday morning (it’s 50 and raining in San Diego, BOOO), I bring you the heart-stopping cyclist Andrew Dickey, a Parkour connoisseur who is making me choke on my coffee with every stunning stunt he performs. The future mother side of me says “ANDREW MICHAEL DICKEY YOU GET OFF THAT BIKE AND COME INSIDE […]
At my neighborhood bar, there’s been a whole lot of talk about “brackets,” something I have deduced is related to this season of college basketball. Apparently people make guesses as to which team will win each round, and then a person who guesses it the most correctly wins a prize? I don’t know. Basketball is […]
I’ve never really understood this whole “flour bombing” deal. I mean, I guess it’s embarrassing but harmless and flour probably takes a long time to wash out of your hair and skin, but if you were going to ruin someone’s night on the red carpet, why wouldn’t you vinegar-bomb them? Or peanut butter smoothie them? […]
Aw man, you can’t hate on the idea behind this dating site. I mean, although niche sites tend to bug me (like this JUGGALO themed one), I have to admit this one seems to make sense. It’s probably tough to find things in common with non-farmers when you’re up at dawn everyday, are immune to […]
But what they forgot to say is that they* are impatient b*tches who endanger peoples’ lives to save themselves five minutes. * – not all women, just these two.
According to TMZ, the answer to that question is YES. A pap reportedly snapped Rihanna visiting Ashton Kutcher’s house for a short 3 hours Wednesday morning, from 1 to 4 am, aka PRIME BOOTY CALL HOURS. Furthermore, MediaTakeout claims that Rihanna had been partying at Colony nightclub earlier in the night: Rih was having a […]
It was only a matter of time before my favorite Colombian-born Modern Family star made an appearance on our weekly Hump Day Hotties List. I mean, for crying out loud, the woman is almost 40, hilarious, and let’s face it – TOTALLY BANGIN’. That’s right, it’s Sofia Vergara, or Gloria of Modern Family, and she’s […]
In general, I’m a big fan of the dating site OKCupid.com. They, like us, take a light-hearted approach to online dating, and their fantastic blog uses statistical analysis of their massive member base to help people understand what single people are REALLY looking for in their dating lives. However, I still have to laugh at […]
Look, I totally agree that pregnant women are beautiful, amazing works of nature. They aren’t gross or unsexy or anything like that, in fact a woman about to pop is about as close as witnessing creation as you can get (unless you’re in the delivery room, in which case NO THANKS, SORRY). However, this video […]
Everyone HANDS UP! HERE COMES THE DROP! Um. I want my money back.
