Did you buy a lottery ticket on Friday? I know I did. Despite the knowledge that the lottery is a “tax on the stupid,” I (and most everyone I knew) threw down a few dollars on the very minuscule chance that I could be a multi-millionaire. Obviously, of course, I didn’t win a dollar, because […]
Good morning, happy Monday, welcome to April, blah blah blah, now stop eating your Captain Crunch and prepare your gag reflex for the most disgusting news since that guy dude from Lost married that old woman pretending to be a teenager. According to Reuters, a Chinese tradition has been revealed that brings a whole new […]
Sometimes, you’re just having a bad day. A bad WEEK, even. You’re tired and grumpy and nothing tastes good and you just want to pull the covers over your head because the sun is too bright and sleep for a year or two. BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN IT’S FRIDAY, and you find a […]
As a fairly short human being – no, let’s be honest – as a freakishly short human being, I am always impressed and proud when I see one of my fellow vertically-challenged compadres succeeding in a field generally reserved for the tall. When Darren Sproles had his impressive season on the Chargers I immediately bought […]
I know that our generation is a bunch of people who, for some reason, really enjoy feeling uncomfortable and awkward and squirmy when they are watching TV and movies. That’s how The Office got so popular, and how this was a viral phenomenon, and how a movie like Borat could be a smash at the […]
Everyone always pretends like road trips are awesome, but let it be known: THEY ARE NOT AWESOME. Sure, they start awesome, with everyone yelling “ROAD TRIIIIIIP!” over and over again, and laughing and sharing snacks and talking about different stops to make. But then about 2 hours into the drive, when you realize your buddy […]
ANNNNNNNNND THAT’S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR ME TODAY. Have a great day not having nightmares about this video, everyone!
Now THIS is a good survey! According to TheHuffingtonPost, dating site Chemistry.com performed a survey asking 10 million singles whether they thought sex was essential in a relationship. Once all the information was compiled, the dating site, along with biological anthropologist Dr. Helen Fisher, shared the top 10 list of cities where women “strongly agreed” […]
As a music lover who is just days away from heading out to the desert for the 3-day sh*t show that is the Coachella Valley Music Festival, I have to admit I feel for this girl at Ultra Music Fest. She’s probably out of her mind on several types of drugs and alcohol, has lost […]
It’s tough job, combing through pages and pages of beautiful women on magazine covers, trying to find the hottest of the week. It’s really hard. It’s like, come on… how many awesome cleavage shots can one person look at in a day (Answer: one million)? However, I live to toil, and by toil I mean […]
