This Guy is Sexually Attracted to His Car
AAAAAAANNNNND that’s enough for today. I’m going back to bed. Have a nice weekend, I’ll be rocking back and forth in my shower trying to wash this off my brain. See you Monday!
Kris Jenner is Selling Lube
img via lisamarksmedia The few times I have seen Keeping Up With the Kardashians, I was struck not only by how self-centered and selfish the daughters were, but also by how weirdly obsessed their mother, Kris Jenner, was with their lives. I know she is a “momager,” and it’s actually her job to be almost […]
Tokyo Drifting Wheelchair Kid
What concerns me most about this video isn’t that they have clearly greased the floor of a children’s arcade, or that this kid is one wrong move away from flipping that thing and shattering his skull, or the strangely depressing Metric song in the background. It’s the fact that there are several people that walk […]
Official Niggas in Paris Music Video
You know a video is good when it can potentially give you seizures, that’s what I’ve always said. Other things I’ve always said: THAT SH*T CRAY.
A Creepy Guessing Game
Pop quiz, everyone! I know, I know. It’s Thursday, who would’ve thought there’d be a quiz on a Thursday?! But hey – this is BCU, and you need to be prepared. Have you been reading the material? Making flash cards? Practicing your vocabulary? It’s cunni-LING-us, not CUNN-inglingus. Well, here we go: What is in the […]
The Flip Side
This gender-role-reversal video is pretty accurate, we’d say, especially the awkward “Mother Hen” friend who always tries to get their friends to leave when they aren’t getting hit on. Now if only chicks were ballsy enough to really be like that after a hook up. Sigh… someday…
Banned Durex Ad
Now if THAT doesn’t make you want to buy a crate of Durex condoms (or OBC’s condoms, either one), I don’t know what would! Banned or not, this ad did it’s job. Consider me sold.
Cute Giants Fan is a PHONY
I guarantee you that they picked this blondie to interview because she is super cute and has another pair of super cute legs in spandex wrapped around her head. You know what they say, sex sells, even on daytime news shows which are the least-sexy thing in the world. However, they must have instantly regretted […]
OBC is in the News!
After nearly 30 weeks of TestiMOANial Tuesdays, OnlineBootyCall got a little press about the matchmaking service we didn’t know we ran! We were just as surprised as you might have been that a website like OBC would help people find more than just booty calls, it helps them find love! With countless romantic stories (and […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
You know what’s obnoxious? When you’re doing some online shopping for, oh, I don’t know, Belgian waffle irons because damnit you love Belgian waffles and you deserve to eat them everyday, and then BAM, on the side of the screen some cheesy ass dating site ad pops up that’s like, “this ridiculously hot 18 year […]