It’s been so long since we’ve had a good old fashioned dumb criminal off that I’ve almost forgot how to do them! But like they say, “you never forget how to ride a bike, or how to make fun of people who suck at everything including committing crimes.” That’s what they say, right? Let’s say […]
Here’s a fun game. See how far you can get into this video without dry heaving, crying, passing out, or calling the police and demanding they go back in time and arrest everyone involved in this video. I got twelve seconds in.
I wanted to hate this. I wanted to say, “SEXIST!” I wanted to scowl and push stop at the end and swear never to watch it again because NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT, OKAY. Unfortunately I just giggled and watched it twelve times in a row. I think you will too. “Could you turn […]
As you probably already know, Christina Hendricks is the redheaded bombshell from the hit AMC show Man Men. She also recently starred in the Ryan Gosling thriller Drive, and has mesmerized men on the red carpet with her, ahem, “assets.” She has apparently taken on a new role, however, as the face (and body, obviously) […]
So, this apparently happened earlier this week, and I somehow managed to miss it, despite the fact that I am a 100% #1 fan of hilarious local news gaffes wherein one person Freudian slips something sexual. You know how much I love those. No, really, I love them so much. However, I think the reason […]
The race towards the 2012 presidential election is in full swing, with candidates doing their best to avoid the issues and viciously attack each other instead. It’s cool, we’re America. It’s how we do things. Over here at the OBC offices, we feel like we’re in a perpetual race against the pro-marriage types, and it […]
So, as you probably noticed, the blog had some, er, “technical difficulties” yesterday, which roughly translates to “OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON WHY CAN’T I FIX THIS!?!??!?!” Luckily, we were able to salvage the remains of the site and get it up and running last night, but we never got […]
This video provides an excellent how-to on what do do when you see a pretty woman on the subway that you are interested in. Take notes, boys, because this method, I’m pretty sure, is foolproof. I am not joking or in any way being sarcastic.
You know how sometimes your friend invites you over to watch the game, and you really want to go because a bunch of your old friends are gonna be there and there’s free food, but at the same time you don’t want to go because they still have a 1950s era 27 inch screen with […]
If there is one thing I spot on the road while driving that makes me instantly drop my panties, it’s a big old set of Truck Nutz hanging from the back of a lifted F150. To me they say, “the driver of this car is both masculine and sensitive. He enjoys the music of Dizzy […]
