Mythbusters Cannonball Shot into Neighborhood
Never before hath a Mythbuster experiment induced so many “OH SH*T”s. Next Myth: will the Mythbusters be able to keep their jobs after almost maiming like, 40 people?
New FDA Approved Hangover Cure
Dry mouth. Pounding head. Queasy stomach, probably related to the nacho cheese smeared across your pillow. We all have experienced those mornings where we swear we’ll never drink again. Of course that promise is rarely kept, so how wonderful would it be if those miserable Sunday mornings could never happen again? I KNOW, IT SOUNDS […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
As the holidays get closer, many people join dating sites like eHarmony and Match looking for their soulmate, or at least someone to act like their soul mate throughout the season. Usually, that doesn’t work, and people end up spending Christmas Eve with their families, thinking themselves to be unlovable and contemplating jumping out a […]
Creepiest Burger King Ad Ever
No thank you.
Don’t Try and Mug an MMA Fighter
Meet Anthony Miranda, the idiot unfortunate mugger whose most recent victim turned the tables and made HIM a victim. According to Gawker, he planned to mug a 33-year-old man at a stoplight by asking for a light and then pulling a gun, demanding all his valuables. After taking his wallet and cash, Miranda then ordered […]
The Biggest Penises in the EU
Romantic to the point of creepy, baguettes, cigarettes and an inattention to hygiene: these are all the things we tend to think of when someone mentions French dudes. But it may be time to reverse that stereotype, because it turns out they’re also rockin’ some of the biggest packages in the whole European Union! According […]
Luxury Car Pile Up in Japan
Talk about depressing. Jalopnik has reported that a 14 car pile up has occurred in Japan, and while no people were injured, 14 luxury supercars were destroyed in what could be called the most depressing non-fatal car accident of the past century. According to the car-lovers blog, the maimed vehicles included “eight Ferraris, three Mercedes, […]
Drunk Uncle’s Tips for the Holidays
The holidays are approaching, and as we all know, they can be a bit stressful. Of course, we love our families as they’ve been there for us in good times and bad, but something about the close quarters, red wine, and gift-giving just makes you want to dig into some old family secrets. Luckily, SNL’s […]
Olivia Munn Is Good at Posing
Good morning, folks! Let’s start this brisk Monday morning with a bit of eye candy, shall we? Some eye candy name Miss Olivia Munn. Olivia Munn got famous on “Attack of the Show,” G4’s pop culture and video game preview show, so you can guess that she won the hearts (and boners) of nerds abound. […]
Kris Humphris is Filing for an Annulment
Talk about some spice for the Kardashian divorce scandal! It’s like if Kim took the salt and pepper and gently seasoned our steak, and Kris came over with a bottle of sriracha and said HOW ABOUT THAT?! According to TheHuffingtonPost, Just weeks after Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from her husband of 72 days, Kris […]