When members leave OBC, we’re always super sad to see them go. So sad, in fact, that we serenade them with the sweet sounds of 80s breakup music to try and convince them to stay. However, it’s always important to us to know why they leave, in case it is something that we can work […]
This week has seen two very similar celebrity breakups, between footballer Jay Cutler and his reality-star lady Kristin Cavallari, and notorious philanderer Jesse James and his tattooed vixen Kat Von D. Why are they so similar? They happened BEFORE the wedding! Earlier this week, rumors swirled that Jay Cutler and his fiancee, who had just […]
Casey Anthony was found not-guilty of murdering her two year old daughter earlier this month, and people were furious (until Amy Winehouse died and then there were much more important things to talk about on Facebook). However, that fury didn’t stop certain businesses from attempting to capitalize on the shock factor of the verdict – […]
We’ve written many posts about the dangers of the “bath salts” drug – a mix of meth-amphetamines that have cause people to rape and murder goats and drink gallons of hand sanitizer, when it comes to marijuana, I would be remiss to call it a dangerous drug. And to be fair, my state of California […]
You can finally come out of your basements and put the canned goods away, gentlemen, because according to the Los Angeles Times, the NFL lockout is nearly over as players and owners finally come to a deal. All that’s left is for the 1,900 players to vote on the deal, after which free agency and […]
In a recent study done by Australian food company Marmite (I don’t know what that is but it sounds awful delicious), researchers found that Mondays are actually as big a drag as we thought. According to the study, people rarely crack a smile before 11:16 am on Monday mornings, tend to be late to work, […]
This was a sad weekend. Right on the heels of the devastating Norway massacre, we were saddened by news that British singer Amy Winehouse was found dead in her apartment at the age of 27. As horribly sad as it is to see a young woman end up dead for unnecessary reasons, it is also […]
Sometimes I think that stereotypes are created by the people that harbor them. Black people are not dangerous and Mexican people are not lazy and German people don’t want to murder all the Jews, but the longer you believe these ideas, the closer they come to being true. So if you said, “oh man, I […]
It’s 3 o’clock on a Friday afternoon which is usually when my brain begins the switch from writewritewrite mode into get drunk mode and make irreparable mistakes mode, but I just had to share this movie trailer with you for the upcoming comedy “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy.” Starring SNL funny men Jason Sudeikis and […]
Among other reasons (approximately two to three hundred thousand reasons), this is why marriage is dead: There are three possibilities here: 1) Doug Hutchison might be a 51-year-old man who is marrying a 16-year-old girl, which is gross. 2) Doug Hutchison might be marrying a 30-year-old woman who is posing as a 16-year-old to […]
