Chalk this up on the list of things you don’t ever want to experience: getting the ever living sh*t beat out of you by an NFL football player. According to TMZ, Cincinnati Bengals running back Cedric Benson is under investigation for allegedly beating up his roommate Clavens Charles after a dispute over their Texas living […]
Oh scientists. So interested in penis size these days. According to a Finnish study, penis size might actually be related to the relative wealth of a country. Although I am not sure what weed-enhanced dream brought on a study of this nature, in the end there actually appeared to be a slight correlation between wealth […]
I’m not saying that I’m in a bad mood or anything, I’m just saying that I was up until 1:30 am serving food and drinks to overweight, coddled teenagers who for some reason were even ALLOWED to stay up until 1:30 am probably because their parents were like “Jesus Christ maybe this will get you […]
Finally, a woman who knows how to land a man! (Just so we’re on the same page, THIS IS A JOKE. DO NOT FLIRT LIKE THIS WOMAN. SHE IS A TERRIFYING CREEP WITH A THICK ACCENT AND HORRIBLE SUIT DRESSES. ) Poor Melvin. He was rightfully terrified.
Groundbreaking. Shocking. Unbelievable. These are all words that could be applied to this Today Show series called “Breast Obsessed in America,” an intriguing, controversial segment that many news outlets would be too timid to show. Watch below as the daring news team venture where no anchors have been before: The Hooters in Midtown. This is […]
Unfortunately, I tailored THIS detailed post to fit the attendees of Comic-Con, and not to those working in the area. But to the security guards of the San Diego Convention Center, which is at this very moment gearing up to host over a hundred thousand of the nation’s biggest nerds, I say two words only. […]
San Diego’s annual Comic-Con begins tomorrow (actually, preview night begins tonight but that’s for the über-IMPORTANT nerds), so over a hundred thousand fans will be flocking to the streets of downtown San Diego to catch sneak peeks of movies and video games, gawk at celebs, and attend panels for their favorite shows and movies. As […]
You know how sometimes you’re just bored with your PRIVATE ISLAND and your BILLIONS OF DOLLARS and your PYRAMID FULL OF 200 LUXURY VEHICLES? I know, me too. It’s exhausting figuring out ways to blow your 22 BILLION dollar fortune, so I’m really relieved that billionaire sheikh Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Nahyan from Abu Dhabi […]
MMMMMHMMMM. Nothing whets an appetite like seeing a half-dead zombie squid “dancing” in your bowl and by “dancing” I mean slimily writhing around in your roe and apparently STILL ATTEMPTING TO ESCAPE OH GOD JUST LET IT GO, MAN! DON’T EAT THAT THING!
As a 20-something female, I am preternaturally inclined to adore Justin Timberlake and all that he does. From his roots as a Mousketeer and then a boy-bander to the infallible media mogul he is now, I have followed his path of hotness and have loved every minute of it. So when he paired up with […]
