As I shared with you last week, I occasionally cocktail waitress at a bar near the San Diego convention center and thusly, enjoyed some phenomenal people-watching throughout the Comic-Con weekend. What I failed to consider, though, was that several of the sweet, albeit awkward men I was filling numerous Diet Cokes for were probably hunting […]
I don’t follow baseball, mostly because my attention span is barely long enough to watch action-packed football let ALONE 20 dudes lollygagging from base to base sometimes even without hitting a ball for 3 hours. However, this little video is funny and cute and endearing because it shows that some baseball players are just young […]
Despite my anger and disdain for hipster cyclists on the road when I am trying to drive to the airport (seriously dudes? I know you ride a fixed gear but that doesn’t make you exempt from stop signs, douche bags), I am fully aware that professional cyclists are some of the toughest, most athletic human […]
There is some creeper loose in Virginia who has been dubbed The Booty Slasher, for his apparent obsession with wandering around slashing women’s butts with a box cutter or razor. He was last spotted at a Fairfax Forever 21 store, which is really scary to me because that is the only store I shop at […]
Great ad placement, or greatest ad placement? You decide! To be fair – I don’t think anyone could be naive enough to believe that this ad placement wasn’t intentional, but we can give props to whatever editor got these into print, and whatever head editor let these pass inspection. Hilarious, good sirs. Hilarious.
You’re looking for a booty call on TWITTER, PACMAN JONES? TWITTER?!?!?!? You do realize that just clicks away there is a website dedicated to finding you the hottest singles in the nation, all looking for fun times without the commitment, down to party and hookup, and you can communicate with privacy instead of on the […]
It’s been a while since we’ve had a really great dose of Obviously Obvious News (although we did get a taste with the news that Kat Von D and Jesse James split), so let’s get a good one to round out the month of July, shall we? According to Playmate Crystal Harris’ appearance on Howard […]
When members leave OBC, we’re always super sad to see them go. So sad, in fact, that we serenade them with the sweet sounds of 80s breakup music to try and convince them to stay. However, it’s always important to us to know why they leave, in case it is something that we can work […]
This week has seen two very similar celebrity breakups, between footballer Jay Cutler and his reality-star lady Kristin Cavallari, and notorious philanderer Jesse James and his tattooed vixen Kat Von D. Why are they so similar? They happened BEFORE the wedding! Earlier this week, rumors swirled that Jay Cutler and his fiancee, who had just […]
Casey Anthony was found not-guilty of murdering her two year old daughter earlier this month, and people were furious (until Amy Winehouse died and then there were much more important things to talk about on Facebook). However, that fury didn’t stop certain businesses from attempting to capitalize on the shock factor of the verdict – […]
