OOF, Jay Leno, OOF. I mean, it’s bad enough that an adorable little girl had to die. It’s even worse that she might have died at the hands of her mother. It’s even worse that people all over my Facebook news feed don’t understand the American justice system so they write things like “UM OK […]
They say love can not be tamed, but it can send you to a Mexican prison, which is kind of worse I think? According to AP, a young woman in Chetumal, Mexico, was detained after looking slightly suspicious carrying a large, bulky suitcase after a conjugal visit her husband in prison. According to the NY […]
Dolphins, THEY’RE JUST LIKE US! According to a new scientific report, there had been some confusion in the marine biology world as they noticed dolphins would randomly group up and beat the ever living sh*t out of porpoises, even daring to kick around the carcass for a few minutes after it’s dead. From the report: […]
I have come to the conclusion after twenty-something years on this earth that penises are about as varied as jelly beans (jelly beans? What? Where did that come from? I am leaving that there just to shame myself). It doesn’t matter if the person has big feet or is really tall or very short or […]
Not only is “chronic masturbation syndrome” a thing, but according to the bank robber above, he suffers from it and believes that the jail he is serving time in should be required to let him have pornography in his cell to soothe it. Oh, and video games and a personal television set. 21-year-old Kyle […]
Are fireworks legal in your state? They aren’t legal in California. So obviously, I definitely didn’t illegally obtain hundreds of dollars worth of weapons-grade explosives last weekend, and I definitely didn’t sneak into a park last night to light them off, because that is illegal, you know? So I definitely didn’t do that. Especially because […]
You know how they say if you divide by zero the universe will implode? The above picture is a snapshot of the the cover of an album set to release in August called Watch the Throne. It is a collaboration rap album made by two of the (if not THE) biggest rappers of our generation, […]
From our home to yours, the OBC family wishes you a very happy Independence Day, full of fun, sun, maybe that girl up there if you’re really lucky, and of course BOOTY!
Maria Shriver has officially filed for divorce. And another one bites the dust. [Dlisted] Tara Reid is still lookin’ like a class act. In case you had ANY doubts about that. [TheSuperficial] Lindsay Lohan turned 25 today. Or was it 85? I don’t remember. [Celebuzz] Amber Rose is the latest in hot celebrity nude pics. […]
Ah, the wonderful Fourth of July. One of my favorite holidays of the year because it’s all about being Amurikan. Grocery stores stack all their beer into pretty flag shapes and girls get into their skimpiest red white and blue bikinis. IT’S PATRIOTIC, I SAY! So, in honor of the holiday that results in the […]
