CURSES, I TELL YOU! CURSES ON THE FOOL WHO CENSORED WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST GLORIOUS VIDEO OF ALL TIME! HOW DAREST THOU COVER THE LADY BITS OF ONE OF THE FINEST-ASS WOMEN IN AMERICA, NAY, THE WORLD! YOU SHALL BE PUT TO DEATH AT THE STAKE, BUT NOT BEFORETH I SLAP YOU IN […]
I am going to provide this story word-for-word, with no paraphrasing, because it is just too funny to tamper with: “A man wearing only a rain coat was taken into police custody after a garage burglary and sexual encounter on Sunday. The Jefferson County Sheriff’s Department said the man and a woman were in the […]
Oh man. You’d think that Friday morning would be one of those carefree, easy-peasy moments where you hear music with every step and say “hoo-wee, TGIF, eh?” to people in the elevator even when you normally don’t even make eye-contact with people in the elevator. Sometimes though, like say, this Friday in particular, the moments […]
I promised myself that I would never cite the National Enquirer as a legitimate source. I mean, Star Magazine, sure. Us Magazine, yeah, why not… you know, even TheDailyMail, which is like the UK’s most trashy website ever sometimes has legit stuff. But The National Enquirer? The magazine that says Oprah is secretly a lesbian […]
So are naked pictures the new “design a purse line” move for celebrity women? Because it seems like it’s celebrity after celebrity is having pictures of their naughty bits hitting the web. The latest is model and ex of Kanye West Amber Rose, the gorgeous beauty with the shaved head who was most recently tied […]
When the Amarillo Sox manager Mark Lee geared up for his independent baseball team’s unveiling of their new mascot, he was very excited. This was the team’s first year playing, and the first night when they’d finally get to see their own “Amarillo Sock” in action. However, the sock that showed up didn’t look much […]
I don’t know about you, but the time that I have the most money in my bank account is when I get sick because I don’t go out and party or go shopping or go out to eat with friends. I sit at home, miserable, and then after a week I suddenly have saved way […]
Sometimes I think the term WTF is a little bit played out. Of all the internet abbreviations, that one is the most often exploited, especially by out-of-touch dads and teenagers afraid to cuss in front of their teachers. It might be time we come up with a new abbreviation to exemplify our collective disgust at […]
Oh June. You brought us laughs, you brought us tears, you brought us a woman who shot breast milk from her teet at a police officer. Above all, you brought us summer, which we could not possibly be more excited for. As we say goodbye to June and move into July this weekend, we take […]
Alright, I admit it. I used to watch Even Stevens on the Disney Channel. I know it’s cheesy and I was definitely a few years too old to be watching it at the time, but it was a silly, fun show that came on after school and I didn’t have any friends anyway so it […]
