Add Utah to our list of states (along with Texas and Florida) that should be on lockdown. According to AP, it has taken laws against prostitution to a new extreme, claiming that even implying that you’d have sex for money, by such acts as “exposing” yourself or performing “lewd acts” is illegal. Obviously, […]
BuzzFeed recently compiled a collection of some of the most grotesque looking forms of jewelry, and while we were definitely grossed out by the pimple ring, because WTF, we were more repulsed by the accessory above – an otherwise cool looking pendent destroyed by creepiness with the addition of the outer lips of a vagina. […]
It is very rare that I find myself speechless. Considering I write for a living, you can imagine that I’m practically bursting at the seams with opinions on just about everything, from politics to sports (haha jk) to current events and celebrity gossip. I pretty much have something to say about everything ever, whether or […]
People are always saying, “you can’t have too much of a good thing,” but that’s definitely not true because one time at my cousin’s Bar Mitzvah I ate like, 3 or so gallons of rainbow sherbet and I puked psychedelic vomit for at least 6 hours and wanted to die. So, by my powers of […]
If I were to think of the least sexual person on the face of the planet… the number one person that I would not like to picture naked in the throes of passion, the top human being in the world who I would rather gouge my eyes out than watch sweatily thrusting into a woman, […]
If anyone on this Earth says they’ve never said something they didn’t mean in a moment of anger, they are a big fat lying sack of lies. There are just some instances, where you are SO angry, and so full of rage, that the only thing you can think of to say is “YOU SHUT […]
According to a new study published at Science Daily, the reason your bad boy twin brother gets laid, and you don’t, may all be in the emotions. Based on study performed by the University of British Columbia, men who look happier are more likely to be seen only in a “friendly social” way, whereas […]
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. (Re: this, this, this, this, these things, and this. OH AND THIS.) I’m going to submit a bill to Congress lobbying for Florida to be unceremoniously chopped off from the edge of America and replaced with Costa Rica. Agree? Yes? Yes.
In the NBA’s biggest “whoops!” moment since Dennis Rodman went blond, Bulls point guard Derrick Rose is sticking his size 16 foot in his mouth after ESPN Magazine released an interview with him where they asked how big of a problem illegal enhancement is in the sport, to which he answered: “Seven. It’s huge and […]
You know how sometimes you’re on a plane, and you’re sitting next to an eighteen year old girl, and you’re like, ‘oh man, I really gotta pop one off right now or I won’t be able to enjoy this showing of Maid in Manhattan‘, so you pull out your penis on a crowded flight and […]
