It’s National Breast Cancer Month, and BCU takes that very seriously. Nearly 200,000 women are diagnosed with breast cancer every year, and the disease does not discriminate: mothers, aunts, grandmothers, sisters, and daughters are all caught in the crossfire. It’s not a joke. This video, on the other hand, is.
Proof that just because you’re 972 years old, you don’t EVER have to stop being a bad ass who has his pick of the freshest produce from the aisle (that is to say, bangin’ hot 23 year olds): Russell mother-f—ing Simmons, the man behind Def Jam records. Look at this photo. Look at the bad […]
Remember that post yesterday about how women are leading “Sexually Disadvantaged Men” like stray sheep into believing they aren’t terrible* in bed? Well, apparently I did not read the report thoroughly enough, or I’d have had GREAT news instead of having to tell you AWFUL news. According to the report, “compared to the figures from […]
Alright everyone, pack your bags, we’re moving to New York City. According to a report by People magazine, Kim Kardashian is looking for a booty call. Apparently, she and her sister Kourtney are starring in a new reality show (I think that brings the running Kardashian total to what, 38?) called “Kourtney and Kim Take […]
Sometimes I’m researching for BCU and I’m like, you know what we haven’t talked about in a long time? Obviously Obvious News! And then I’m like, well maybe that’s because the world has finally stopped reporting on utterly inane sh-t because it realizes that all that does is further our communal stupidity level and stop […]
Since we’re on the topic of unexpected appearances of body parts, let us turn to the always exciting “Fast Money” portion of Family Feud. You know, that show that you only watch if you’re sick AND the Price is Right isn’t on AND you can’t reach the remote? Well, here is one of the very […]
You know when someone hands you their business card, and you’re like, this is cool and all, but what it could really use is BOOBS? I know I think that every time we have a marketing meeting and some lame-o hands me a white card (boring) with black text (double boring) and no boobs (so […]
Disclaimer: We neither endorse getting women “sloppy,” nor are we sure what “chocolate covered booty panties” are. That being said, enjoy.
Welcome back, Weekend Warriors, it’s the second weekend of fall, and we’re back to give you the run down on the top 3 things you have to do this weekend. This week: Cheese and Wine edition. Because those are my two favorite things and I write this blog and what I say goes, dummy. 1) […]
Every Little Step with Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady from Mike Tyson Note to self: 1) chug a Smirnoff Ice and down some fast food before bed, 2) have awesome dance party dreams featuring Mike Tyson, Wayne Brady, and hilariously bad 80s singles, 3) make video about it. Happy Friday everyone!
