Sometimes someone comes up with an idea and you’re like, “ARGGG How did I not think of that, I could have been a heptamajillionaire,” like with the Snuggie and the ShamWow and the Razor scooter. We all thought “WTF,” but the world said “I’LL TAKE FOUR.” However, this idea… I don’t know. The French are […]
Sometimes my mom likes to talk about pop culture. It’s pretty hilarious, because as a rule, she doesn’t know what she’s talking about. She calls celebrities the wrong names, loves the Jersey Shore, and totally believes the Bachelorette is a legitimate show about people looking for love. This is another great example of how older […]
You read right. Marathon man, record breaker, obviously awesome John Isner, 20 hours after his unbelievable 11 hour match win, lost after 74 minutes into round two of Wimbledon. With disastrous losses of 6 – 0, 6 – 2, and 6 – 3, the worn out Isner made no attempt to hide his exhaustion. It’s […]
It’s been a while since our last post regarding the openly douchey dating site BeautifulPeople.com. If you recall, they were slammed by critics everywhere (including yours truly) for expelling some 5,000 members for putting on weight after the holidays. Which is SUPER douchey. Apparently, Founder Robert Hintze said, “Letting fatties roam the site is a […]
Back in my day, we used to use a combination of diet and exercise to lose weight. You whippersnappers will never know the misery of cutting down your calorie intake, eating lots of fruits and vegetables, and working out for an hour… YES, AN HOUR! three to four times a week to improve health and […]
It looks like everyone is getting in on the World Cup fever… even Americans (gasp! AMERICANS!) are tuning in at the god-awful hour of 7 am to watch 90 minutes of running, fake injuries, bleached hair, and OH YEAH, AWESOME DISPLAYS OF AGILITY AND ATHLETICISM. Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, and other notable Americans have been […]
I have no words.
Did you know BCU is based out of San Diego, CA? It’s true. We are very fortunate to live and work in America’s Finest City, home of the Chargers, purveyor of fine Mexican food, and residence of most of the attractive people this side of the Mississippi. Here are some fun things about San Diego […]
I began this World Cup season believing that soccer was boring and tedious and difficult to understand. While it’s definitely still tedious and difficult to understand, I get now that it can be just as nerve-wracking and heart-poundingly awesome as football or basketball or hot dog eating contests. The next sport I plan to try […]
Back in my day, condoms were made of discarded snake skins! I had to watch 5 miles, in the snow, uphill BOTH WAYS, to pick them up from a witch doctor with a lazy eye! ON TOP OF THAT, you had to rubber-band them around your junk! If you were LUCKY, the snake skin wasn’t […]
