Memorial Day is frequently considered the start of Summer. Finally May Gray has ended, and assuming your state doesn’t suck and have to deal with June Gloom, it’s sunshine and bathing suits from here until September. Guess what that means, ladies and gentlemen: time to slim down for Summer! The obvious way to lose a […]
I was never really a fan of Shrek. I mean, sure it had some funny parts, and any movie with a character named “Puss” is gonna make me laugh like a pre-pubescent boy, but as a whole, the Shrek trilogy (four-logy?) just was a big barrel of blah in my book. And now, there is […]
When I think of the E! channel, I generally think of a dirty syringe full of an unknown drug that a homeless person might find in a dumpster. It’s absolutely the most repulsive idea in the world to inject yourself with it, but hey, you’re homeless, so what have you got to lose? And then […]
Oh, America. Always coming up with easier, more awful ways to do things that are already easy and also awful. Hooray! Vodka eyeballing is the newest, hottest fad to hit the college crowd, and it’s exactly what you think it is: Pouring Vodka Into Your Eyeball! I mean, I suppose it’s only logical, right? Like, […]
As we all know, body language is one of the most important weapons men have in their arsenal to know if a woman is flirting with them. Women tend to try and play coy and “hard to get” which usually translates into “acting like a standoffish b****” even when they’re fairly interested. However, even reading […]
Durex is notorious for creating some hilarious commercials, one of our favorites being the balloon animal one from a few months back. However, we may have found our new favorite: this ad for chocolate condoms featuring a one very lucky milkman and a few very naughty ladies!
YOU GUYS. The World Cup is in like 2 weeks! Aren’t you so excited?! I AM SO EXCITED. Okay, I’m lying. I had to go to the FIFA website to even figure out when the World Cup started, and to know where it was hosted (South Africa, hey-oh!). However, it would be an understatement to […]
I remember the first time I read the Harry Potter series when I was about 11. The books were so engrossing and well-written that for a short period of time (8 or so more years) all I wished was that I too could be a wizard. Magical powers, a school of witchcraft, unicorns and centaurs… […]
I am, as you know, completely unqualified to discuss anything having to do with Lost, the monumental ABC show that ended this… what… Sunday? I don’t even know. However, I do enjoy wondering what stars of highly-popular and cult-followed programs will do once they move on. Will they go the Danica McKeller of The Wonder […]
Forget old 80s VHS tapes with men in Coke-bottle glasses and salmon colored shirts, because this video, made by the Canadian Fortnight Lingerie company, is far and beyond the best CPR instructional video we’ve seen in… well, more than a fortnight, that’s for sure. It stars two unbelievably hot ladies clad only in bras and […]
