Over this past weekend, I had the unfortunate experience of getting dragged to a beer bar with some friends. Alright, dragged might be a bit of an over-statement, but I sure would have rather gone somewhere else. However, the night proved to be successful in a couple ways- a) I ate a phenomenal grilled cheese, […]
I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure I recently read somewhere that men are genetically predisposed to be disgusting. Your affinity for farting, your copious back hair, your ability to turn a bathroom into bio-chemical warfare zone, each of these features are part of the reason that you get the cold-shoulder when you oh-so-gracefully […]
The beanbag chair has a terrible reputation, considering you usually only find them in peoples’ basements or college dorm rooms or your loser cousin’s living room next to his “end table” that’s actually the box his microwave came in. However, a visit to Asylum informed us that a new line of bean bags has arrived […]
Okay. I need you to sit down for this. Think back, do you remember the movie Me, Myself, and Irene, with Jim Carrey and Renee Lemondrop Face? Yes? Now do you remember how the whitest-of-all-men Jim Carrey genuinely believed he impregnated his wife with these kids? And remember how it was a movie? And we […]
You know how when you’re at a strip club, and there hot women everywhere taking their clothes off and dancing seductively, but all you can think about is how incredibly cruel to animals that stripper’s leather nipple tassles are? And you’re like, “Ugh, I can’t even enjoy this insanely sexy blonde woman shoving her breasts […]
People are often offended when they find out that my number one celebrity crush is Bill Murray. That statement is usually followed by something along the lines of “Wait, is there some hot up-and-coming new actor with the same name as the wrinkly aging star of such movies as Caddyshack, the Royal Tenenbaums, and Zombieland?” […]
If you finally got up the courage to ask that sexy single lady on OBC on a date, it’s time to figure out your venue. At this point, you probably know very little about your soon-to-be booty call, and may have some doubts as to where you should take them. Now, there are lots of […]
For the second month in a row, a great drinking holiday is falling on a Wednesday, the one night a week I have class until 10 pm. Thanks, Booze gods, you did it again. For all you out there who ARE able to celebrate this lovely fifth of may by drinking until you pass out […]
Whatever, you might think, all men look at porn! Why should a man not be allowed to look at porn just because he happens to have a job in the congress, right? Oh, but you forgot one teeny tiny detail… HE WAS LOOKING AT IT DURING A DEBATE. More specifically, a debate concerning women’s abortion […]
The day we’ve all been waiting for fast approaches, my friends. We don’t know about you, but the BCU staff has been counting down the days till we get to drink a couple 40s each and watch the most anticipated superhero sequel of the year. That’s right, the red and gold man himself- IRON MAN […]
