We over here at the BCU offices don’t condone illegal activity, which means, of course, that we definitely don’t indulge in the celebrations that some do on this 20th of April. However, if we were to, we’d probably utilize the new KLUCKR app for the iPhone. The KLUCKR app is a program that helps you […]
Just a couple days ago we posted a few results of a survey of women, just to get a peek into their hurricane-like brains. And although we generally consider males to be the… er… simpler sex, we figure we’d post this “Great Male Survey” so all the lady-readers can have a quick glance into their […]
If you thought the blind must be missing out on the glorious joy that is pornography, you’re actually amazingly wrong. Enter Lisa J. Murphy, the world first porn creator specifically for the visually impaired. She created the book “Tactile Mind,” which features 2-D touchable sculptures of human genitalia and other parts, accompanied by Braille descriptions […]
The optometrist is never fun. They confuse you with those ancient lens machines, blow that gust of wind in your eye ball without warning, and sometimes dilate your pupils, leaving you feeling like someone slipped some LSD in your morning OJ. However, if the eye doctor starts using the eye chart below, I think I’ll […]
The Curse of the Bad Booty Call is one that we’ve all encountered. You mistakenly bring someone home thinking you’ll have an awesome hookup and call it a night, but sometime between hailing a cab and arriving at your front door you realize this is the 2nd worst idea, right after throwing your cat off […]
I don’t know about you, but when I think of hot, sexy playboy who goes through women like toilet paper, my first mental image is Larry King. Those liver spots, the ribcage-high pants, the subtle onset of dementia, it’s all so sexy I coul- BLECH. Okay, the joke’s gone too far. But it’s true, Larry […]
Remember a couple years ago when that movie Paranormal Activity came out? I do, because I watched 10 minutes of it, started to cry, and then had 4 months worth of nightmares. I should have known that if the original Casper cartoon gave me the creeps, perhaps watching an eerily realistic horror movie about demons […]
Just when you thought it was safe to trust online dating profiles, a little gem like this shows up. Even though this was sent as a joke, it is unfortunately very close to the truth! We’d like to add our own: Cute = Was once cute, is now fat.
Picking up a lady at the gym is quite the conundrum. On one hand, she’s probably not looking to meet anybody while she’s sweating profusely and jamming out to Lady Gaga. On the other hand, her sculpted booty and perfectly toned abs are calling to you like a siren song. If you decide to muster […]
There are things in life that cannot be unseen. War photos, the creepy music video for the Hot Chip song “I Feel Better”, and Joe Theismann’s leg break back in December of 1985 are all on my personal list. And now, by some evil twist of fate, I have another. The photo below, which, on […]
