Etsy.com is an interesting place. It’s an online store where people can buy and sell handmade items from clothing, to art, to furniture and more. In general, the stuff you find is original, creative, and beautifully made. Other times, they are penis pillows.

I consider myself to be an open-minded, forward thinking individual. I am not embarrassed or offended by sex (obviously). I like raunchy comedy and sex jokes are 95% of my funny arsenal. However, I still don’t see myself being one to purchase a crocheted pillow with a giant erect penis attached to it. What happens when you’re giving someone a tour of your home? “And over here is the bathroom, and the kitchen is right through here, and oh, that? Just a penis pillow… I put it out for special occasions.”

No thanks, Etsy.