People express their anger in many ways. Some take constructive direction and paint, or play music, or write in a journal. Others throw chairs at each other at a 24-hour breakfast restaurant. However, I think we can say that this is the first time a person expressed their irritation at another human being by PERMANENTLY ETCHING A PHALLIC SYMBOL ALONG WITH A DEROGATORY STATEMENT ON A MAN’S BACK. Chester, a bi-polar, schizophrenic, autistic man in Yamato, Australia, was coerced by an acquaintance and amateur tattoo artist to get the Chinese symbol Yin and Yang (12 years after that symbol was cool, but whatever, moving on) tattooed on his back.

Chester agreed, and spent the afternoon getting inked. However, upon showing his roommate, he was told, “I don’t think it’s the tattoo you were after,” which is never a good sign. Instead of the symbol he’d thought he was receiving, Chester instead had a 15 inch penis drawn onto his back, along with a phrase implying he was gay.

According to reports, the tattoo artist was acting on some sort of revenge flame due to a comment that Chester had made to him, which makes total sense, cause when someone says something rude to me my first thought is almost ALWAYS I should ruin this already unfortunate man’s life with a gigantic d*ck on his back that he’ll have to deal with forever and ever unless he sues me which he absolutely, undeniably will. This is a fool-proof plan.

So yes, Chester is suing. And will probably win. But hey, at least that crappy tattoo artist got his 15 minutes of vengeance, right? Totally worth it, right?