We were deeply saddened to hear about the shocking death of one of the best comedians out there – Full House’s Bob Saget. And while so many knew him for being “America’s Dad” in that ultra-wholesome role, his best comedy was absolutely NOT family friendly. Here are a few SUPER NSFW quotes that had us rolling. RIP, BOB!

“I’ve banged half the girls in this room, and that is f*ckin’ not true. I haven’t banged anyone here. I’ve put my pinky in your butts, couple of you.“

“Marijuana is not a drug! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck dick for marijuana?”

So, f*ck that sh*t. That’s… eww. Who came up with that? “f*ck that sh*t.” No thanks, I’m good. Do not – Kids, don’t f*ck that sh*t. You’ll get an infection. You listen to me, I’m a doctor and a pharmacist and a 9-1-1 operator. I know what the f*ck I’m doing. Don’t f*ck that sh*t. That would be a good public service announcement for Nickelodeon. “Hi, this is Bob Saget. Don’t f*ck that sh*t. Stay in school. And read.”

And this last video featuring Bob “partying with a girl from Poughkeepsie”: