Oh, yay! It’s our favorite time of the week! Obviously obvious news time at BCU! This week’s edition: Obviamente obvio news from the streets of Pamplona, Spain.

Last week was the historic(ly stupid) event of the Running of the Bulls, and according to the Red Cross’ customary post-race injury report (CUSTOMARY?), three people are injured, with one of them in the hospital “fighting for his life.”According to Reuters, there have been 15 deaths since the event started in 1922… which is weird because this is an event where 6 tons of manic testosterone monster animal comes running at you in the streets, I mean, you’d expect that number to be much lower, right?

Needless to say, the most recent injury is  guy who was gored right through his thigh, and yet next year there will be thousands more that show up to taunt murderous muscle-machines with swords on their heads. Good idea, guys!