So, this apparently happened earlier this week, and I somehow managed to miss it, despite the fact that I am a 100% #1 fan of hilarious local news gaffes wherein one person Freudian slips something sexual. You know how much I love those. No, really, I love them so much. However, I think the reason I may have missed this one was my brain sub-consciously decided it didn’t want me to see it because the dum-dums at the end had to note that this video would end up you “YouuuuuTuuuuube!” Ugh. Gross. Stop. You’re supposed to hold your awkward local news anchor faces and try not to laugh and be awkward and then never let that guy live that moment down for the rest of his local news career. By saying “YouuuuuuuuTuuuuuube,” you somehow ruin the hilarity of the moment. You basically took my favorite thing, knocked it over the head with a lead pipe and then shot it in the face at point blank range and then ran away laughing as it died in the gutter. I hate you.

But still, “HOOTERS”!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.