It is very rare that I find myself speechless. Considering I write for a living, you can imagine that I’m practically bursting at the seams with opinions on just about everything, from politics to sports (haha jk) to current events and celebrity gossip. I pretty much have something to say about everything ever, whether or not my opinion is knowledgeable or warranted.

So it is definitely something for me to say that the above video – which is titled “Precious” and directed by someone named Monica Menez, left me straight up mouth-agape silent. Because while my mind was racing with statements from the obvious “WTF is this?” to the less obvious “that can’t be sanitary” to the gross but honestly intriguing “I wonder if she got a yeast infection…” nothing actually came out of my mouth.

Because honestly, WHAT IS THERE TO SAY?!