It took everything in my power not to post photos of every celebrity’s Halloween costume today. I gave you the D. Wade as Justin Timberlake, sure, but what I wanted to give you was Kim Kardashian as a sexy leopard, Paris Hilton’s parents as cops (it’s funny cause their daughter’s a criminal! Ha! Ha!), Amanda Seyfried as a furry, John Legend as a Roman soldier, and many many more. But I resisted, because really, who cares about millionaire celebrities and their millionaire parties anyway?

And then I found this video of Shaquille O’Neal as Beyonce, and felt it would be a CRIME not to show you. Check it out… you can thank me later.