Did you know there have been 10 seasons of Lifetime’s trainwreck of a “reality” show, “Married at First Sight”? We didn’t. But we do NOW know… and while we’ve never seen the show, we have this amazing mental image of the most recent couple to make it legal despite literally never having met. Via Bossip:

On the most recent episode Taylor Dunklin, 27, and Brandon Reid, 34, tied the knot. And after seeing each other the first time down the aisle, they try to make things work with a startingly awkward photoshoot and first dance in front of family and friends. Seemingly drunk and nervous Brandon fumbles through the reception and Taylor tries to calm him down, at one point even telling him, “Don’t be awkward.”

At one point Brandon quipped he was glad he didn’t see a man coming down the aisle, went on and on about how he was glad that Taylor had long hair (spoiler alert: it’s a wig) and when it was time for the first kiss he said, “You know what time it is.”

COOL.

Now, I know this may come as a complete BLINDSIDE, but Taylor and Brandon were NOT a match made in heaven.

PEOPLE is confirming exclusively that Brandon filed for an annulment on Jan. 2. They’re also confirming that Brandon’s move to file is unprecedented in the history of the show and marks the first time someone’s ended their marriage before wedding episodes have finished airing.

Wowza. I think we’re more surprised that this is the first time this has happened, aren’t you???