This post isn’t actually about the divorce of controversial singer Sinead O’Connor (she once ripped up a picture of the pope on live television) after only 16 days of marriage, but I figured it would be smart to include that detail since we ARE, after all, a blog about waiting for marriage until you’re super super serious for sure for sure.

The important part of this post is the creepy-ass nature of O’Connor’s wedding announcements after her ridiculous Britney Spears-esque Vegas wedding, wherein she said,

Dear friends… amongst whom I include whomever may be reading this with a view to writing about the glorious marriage.
Am blogging this cus media people are naturally seeking me.
On sunday I will put up blog on whole day. Too glorious for words.
For now though, as you will appreciate, it’s a bit of a ‘Can’t. Talk. Cock. In. Mouth’. Situation.

First of all: “glorious marriage,” huh? So glorious that it only lasted 16 days? Something about that seems inaccurate.

Second: “media people are naturally seeking me”? REALLY? I highly doubt that. You were irrelevant a decade ago.

And third and most importantly, your wedding announcement has the words ‘Can’t. Talk. Cock. In. Mouth’ in it. GROSS, SINEAD. JUST GROSS.

Celebrities just shouldn’t be allowed to get married anymore unless they move to a private island or something. All these “woopsie, made a booboo” divorces recently are making my blood boil. UGH.

Image and story via Gawker