Why, HELLO, OLD FRIEND! It’s been quite a long time (3 months and three days, but who’s counting?) since we had a TestiMOANial Tuesday. And why? Well, if we’re totally honest, it’s because NO ONE IS LEAVING! Seriously! Every week since october 8, 2013, we’ve checked to see if there are new members falling in L-O-V-E and leaving Club OBC, and while we can tell peeps are going on dates and hooking up, well, they must be having so much fun that they don’t wanna go anywhere (which, hey – we’re totally cool with).

However, in the last week  (maybe it’s because Valentine’s Day is almost here [barf]?) we’ve seen quite a few pop up – so we thought that in celebration of the most genuine holiday of the year (double barf), we’d share a few of them with you!

“Thank you!! This site helped me find someone wonderful!” Female, 28, Chicago, IL

“Found that one guy who just want one woman… thank you OBC!” Female, 38, Elmhurst, NY

“In just a few days, I found an awesome booty… Thank you very much.” Male, 40, Framingham, MA

“I found exactly what I was looking for. No worries and hassle free. Thank you OBC!” Female, 26, Indianapolis, IN