I think we’ve all come to the realization that even if you’re not falling off the platform and getting brutally run over by it, the NYC subway is a terrifying place. Whether you’re getting molested by a racist naked guy or getting attacked by a dog-sized rat or witnessing a grown-ass man put a rat in his mouth, you are basically 100% guaranteed to see something disgusting on every subway ride you take while in the city.

And just when you thought it was safe, when no rats were to be seen and everyone kept their clothes on, this guy comes along performing what looks to be like oral sex on his own DISGUSTING SHOE, and you realize you never should have left Oklahoma after all.