Looking like what can only be described as “defying nature,” Shaq stepped out recently with his ladyfriend, Nicole Alexander, who is nearly 2 feet shorter than him. At seven foot one, he towers over her 5’2 frame.  If Alexander looks familiar to you, be ashamed, you probably spotted her while watching “The Flavor of Love” back in 2007 on VH1. Back then she went by the convenient name “Hoopz,” and near

Of course, no post with a basketball player and his tiny reality star GF is complete without some assumption about their sex lives, so…. ahem.

“The next guy’s gonna feel like he’s throwing a hot dog down a hallway.”

“I am surprised she is walking unassisted.”

“How is she not bow-legged?”

“I bet she’s got burn ointment in that bag.”

“Do you think her insides have been hollowed out?”

AND I’ll see myself out now.

Via TheDailyMail