In honor of the unfairly sexy Adriana Lima and the premiere of Victoria’s Secret’s 2 million dollar “Bombshell Fantasy” bra, BCU has decided to share with you the 5 things you could do with the same amount of money. Because not only do we love insanely unnecessary displays of wealth, but also making you feel bad for secretly coveting them.

1. Buy a Bugatti Veyron

For the same amount of money that you might spend on an item of clothing that is almost never seen, you could be driving around in one of the sleekest, hottest sports cars to have ever been created. With 16 cylinders and four wheel drive, I guarantee that you’ll look way more like a Bombshell Fantasy in this car than you ever will in that bra.

2. Get 1500 of the new Apple MacBook Airs

Yesterday’s apple keynote introduced the new MacBook Air – about as close as Apple is ever going to come to a netbook, and, at $1299 (for the slower version) is still the same price as any full size PC laptop on the market. But it is an ALL HAIL STEVE JOBS Apple product, after all.

3. Spend 66 nights at the most expensive hotel suite in the country

The Ty Warner suite at the Four Seasons hotel in New York City holds the current record for the most expensive hotel room in the nation, and yet, for the price of this UNDERGARMENT, you could stay there for over two months. I don’t care how many jewels you have embroidered into your tatas, nothin’s gonna get you laid like stating, “oh, where am I staying? Just the $30,000 a night Ty Warner suite. NBD.”

4. Send 1100 children in Africa to school for 12 years

Most organizations estimate a year of school for a child in Africa, including uniforms, books, and medication, at about $200. So with the amount of money that this ONE SINGLE PIECE OF LINGERIE costs, you could literally change the lives of over a thousand children. But… y’know. The bra is really pretty.

5. Keep it

BECAUSE ITS A $2 MILLION BRA AND THAT’S RIDICULOUS.