In response to the many ads and billboards and witch-senate-candidates around the country currently protesting masturbation, I give you this hilarious video of a walrus furiously yanking it at an aquarium. This is proof that all animals have to occasionally service themselves.

You’ll notice that this is video is titled “Walrus Masturbation 5,” and in answer to your question, yes, there is a 1 through 4. And a 6.