McKayla Maroney met with the POTUS. She wasn’t impressed, and neither was he. [Flickr]

Speaking of unimpressed, Mitt Romney and his wife were spotted watching Twilight together this weekend. Oh how the mighty have fallen. [Politico]

Hostess closed and people were sad. Especially the workers, whose pensions were dissolved cause the Hostess Corp is EVIL [DailyKos]

You can stop your crying, little ones. It appears the Biebs and S-Gom are back together. [TMZ]

An ATM in Scotland started giving people extra money. Why does this stuff never happen to me?! [BBC]

The AMAs happened. Here are the outfits: [BuzzFeed]

…here is Christina Aguilara looking like she absorbed several small children into her ass: [TheSuperficial]

…and again, during her performance: [YouTube]

…and to apologize, here is Stacy Kiebler who is the opposite: [HollywoodTuna

…and here’s MC Hammer and PSY performing together #INeverAskedForThis [DListed]

Q-tip head Guy Fieri’s restaurant got a pretty scathing review, but Bobby Moynihan hit back in this unaired Weekend Updated skit [Gawker]