When the door is closing and the clothes are coming off, what kind of time do you have to get ‘er done? Would you prefer a quickie in every sense of the word, so you can be couch-bound and watching Family Guy before the second hand makes a full revolution? Or do you prefer a marathon  sesh, where the two of you remain in bed, mid-coitus, until the sun comes up?

Well, according to a chart made by Nerve and created with data from the sex-tracking app Spreadsheets, you might need to move to another state to find your sex-time soulmate. Apparently various states have longer or shorter sex sessions, ranging from just over 60 seconds to 7 WHOLE MINUTES (really, guys… REALLY?).

I gotta say I’m pretty disappointed in my home state of California. Come on, Cali – not even 3 minutes? I guess maybe the gorgeous weather makes people want to get out of the house ASAP? I don’t know. Props to you red states, though. At least your sex lasts as long as it takes to fully warm up your oven pizza.

Via Gawker