It’s the question every single person is tired of hearing from their mother, their grandmother, and their cuffed-up friends. It’s annoying, not to mention a little bit of a “MYOB” situation. But over on Reddit, someone asked the masses, why are you still single? And the answers ranged from sad to hilarious and everywhere in between. Which of these resonate with YOU?

1. “I’m starting to suspect it has something to do with the fact I never leave the house”
2. “Self-sabotage.”
3. “Lack of trying. I don’t go out of my way to meet people. “
4. “My desire for solitude outweighs my despair of being alone. Also, I’m not exactly a catch.”
5. “I can’t order a relationship on Amazon.”
6.  “Online dating is beyond difficult.” (Editors note: not true! Join us on OBC Dating to see how easy it can be!)
7. “Choice. The dating pool is a serious cesspool these days.”
8. “The girls I like don’t like me, and I don’t like the girls that like me.”
9. “Because I have zero confidence.”
10. “Because I want to be, and I’m the only one whose opinion matters.”

We sure do love (and agree with!) that last one!