As we all know (and as we proved back with our celebrity booty call poll), Rihanna is a beautiful, talented, and sexy woman. She sells out concerts around the world, makes top singles with ease, and dazzles on the red carpet at every event. So imagine our shock and surprise when we read this from theImproper:

“I do put a lot into my job; most of my time if not all of it, and it definitely affects my personal life,” she said.

“My personal life is pretty much non-existent, which is not good, not for the long run. Not for me, not for ‘her,’” she said, pointing between her legs. Yikes!

“That’s why I stay on Twitter a lot, so I can [converse] with my fans, because I don’t get any booty calls,” she told a shocked looking Ellen.

Say whaaaa? How could a world renowned performer like Rihanna have trouble finding a booty call? IT IS A CRIME, I TELL YOU! So, that being known, we graciously extend our services to the Barbados starlet. Just like the millions of other singles who have found some tail (and in some cases, LOVE) at OBC, we can’t even begin to imagine the booty call invites that Miss Rihanna would get. So come on down, gorgeous, the water’s fine!