{"id":10022,"date":"2011-05-13T10:24:11","date_gmt":"2011-05-13T17:24:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=10022"},"modified":"2011-05-13T10:24:21","modified_gmt":"2011-05-13T17:24:21","slug":"texas-neighborhood-angry-about-nude-david-statue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/texas-neighborhood-angry-about-nude-david-statue\/","title":{"rendered":"Texas Neighborhood Angry About Nude David Statue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah Texas. This state, if you ask me, falls just after Florida and Arizona in the <strong>&#8220;States That Should Secede Because They Are The Worst&#8221;<\/strong> category. Sure, they might not have goat-rapist and might not have created a new Third Reich, but they did just try and pass a law that would allow the public to bring concealed weapons into schools and workplaces, so they come in at a solid third. Good job, Texas!<\/p>\n<p>And now we get this golden video, which reminds us that there are people who are so prudish they can&#8217;t even handle a beautiful, historic statue to be displayed because IT HAS A PENIS. Just another little reminder that we as Americans need to get the metaphorical sand out of our metaphorical vaginas and realize that if we didn&#8217;t treat sex as a immoral, disgusting practice, that maybe we wouldn&#8217;t have <strong><em>TWO PRIMETIME TV SHOWS ABOUT TEEN PREGNANCY.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Qbx9_hXNKOs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-10022\" data-postid=\"10022\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-10022 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah Texas. This state, if you ask me, falls just after Florida and Arizona in the &#8220;States That Should Secede Because They Are The Worst&#8221; category. Sure, they might not have goat-rapist and might not have created a new Third Reich, but they did just try and pass a law that would allow the public [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2756],"tags":[5664,3464,5667,5665,5663,5662,5666],"class_list":["post-10022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-news","tag-david","tag-go-away","tag-i-hate-texas","tag-statue-of-david-angers-texans","tag-texans-angry-about-nude-statue","tag-texas","tag-texas-is-the-worst","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10022"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10022"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10025,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10022\/revisions\/10025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}