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Let’s take a walk down memory lane, shall we? Back to a sweeter time, a more innocent time, before celebrities were giving people herpes<\/a> and Charlie Sheen was touring the country<\/a>… back to a time when we were only making fun of Real Housewife of New Jersey and nutjob Danielle Staub for this UNWATCHABLE performance on Good Morning America<\/a>. Who’d have thought that in less than a year’s time, we’d be shrieking in terror because the MOTHER OF TWO has decided that she’d like to start stripping<\/em><\/strong> now.<\/p>\n The reality “star,” who is known for “deciding to be gay”, having a sex tape, and possibly being a coke dealer and FBI informant , has signed a three year deal with Score’s Gentleman’s Nightclub in New York City to do a live performance and occasionally appear on the club’s live website feed. TMZ has acquired a few shots of the 48-year-old (that’s nearly 50, mind you) performing at the nightclub, so if you’re into half-human, half-grasshoppers with wonky boobs and dead eyes, click right over<\/a> and check out the full set. They are… to be kind… unsettling.<\/em><\/p>\n\n Let’s take a walk down memory lane, shall we? Back to a sweeter time, a more innocent time, before celebrities were giving people herpes and Charlie Sheen was touring the country… back to a time when we were only making fun of Real Housewife of New Jersey and nutjob Danielle Staub for this UNWATCHABLE performance […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[1484,3505,2489,683,5710,3504,3415,5711,1034,2404],"class_list":["post-10081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-celebrity_gossip","tag-danielle-staub","tag-disgusting","tag-gross","tag-real-housewives","tag-real-housewives-of-new-jersey","tag-reality-stars","tag-scores-new-york-city","tag-strippers","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10081"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10081"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10081\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10084,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10081\/revisions\/10084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n <\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"