{"id":10097,"date":"2011-05-18T11:15:09","date_gmt":"2011-05-18T18:15:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=10097"},"modified":"2011-05-18T10:13:11","modified_gmt":"2011-05-18T17:13:11","slug":"idiot-kid-crashes-lambo-murcielago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/idiot-kid-crashes-lambo-murcielago\/","title":{"rendered":"Idiot Kid Crashes Lambo Murcielago"},"content":{"rendered":"

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There are many reasons why I should never own a fancy car. For one, I love eating messy cheeseburgers while driving. For two, I like drinking caramel macchiatos out of lidless cups while making wide turns. And for THREE, I am just a plain old bad driver. But for those reasons, I would never even allow myself to be in the drivers seat of a nice Mercedes, LET ALONE A LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

But apparently some 22-year-old a**hole in Australia did not have that kind of self-awareness, because The Daily Telegraph<\/a> is reporting that due to reckless driving and apparent “showing off,” a young man in Leichhardt, Australia crashed his $350,000 supercar through a median and head on into a cab. Witnesses say it was obvious that the driver was attempting to show off and was being “aggressive and arrogant”.<\/p>\n

Let’s all have a moment of silence for a beautiful car that fell into the wrong hands, the hands of a douchey little sh*tstain who, I hope, ends up driving a Geo Metro for the rest of his life as punishment. Poor Lambo. He never had a chance.<\/p>\n\n

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There are many reasons why I should never own a fancy car. For one, I love eating messy cheeseburgers while driving. For two, I like drinking caramel macchiatos out of lidless cups while making wide turns. And for THREE, I am just a plain old bad driver. But for those reasons, I would never even […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[2014,5721,5718,5719,5720,5717,1835,2404],"class_list":["post-10097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cars-and-rides","tag-australia","tag-car-news","tag-crashed-lamborghini","tag-crashed-supercar","tag-idiot-crashes-lambo","tag-lamborghini-murcielago","tag-sad","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10097"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10097"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10097\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10102,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10097\/revisions\/10102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}