{"id":10134,"date":"2011-05-20T09:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-05-20T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=10134"},"modified":"2011-05-20T08:35:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-20T15:35:00","slug":"americans-dont-believe-osama-got-his-virgins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/americans-dont-believe-osama-got-his-virgins\/","title":{"rendered":"Obviously Obvious News: Americans Don&#8217;t Believe Osama Got his Virgins"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_10135\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10135\" style=\"width: 244px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10135\" title=\"osama3\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/osama3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"244\" height=\"183\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-10135\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Credit: STR-AUSAF NEWS PAPERF\/AFP\/Getty Image<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>As a bleeding heart hippie liberal who thinks we should all ride bikes everywhere and have free health care, I tend to treat Fox News Station the way I would a senile great-grandfather. Lots of eye-rolling, &#8220;uh-huh&#8221;s, and the occasional desire to shove an ether soaked rag in his mouth. However, on this blog I try to be as level-headed as possible, so I will present this weeks &#8220;Obviously Obvious News&#8221; with a grain of salt &#8211; this is <strong>BCU&#8217;s Sort of Obvious News I Guess But Hey Maybe Not That Obvious If You&#8217;re <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Dumb<\/span> a Quizzical <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">2 Year Old<\/span> American.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>During the post-Osama-capture media blitz, Fox News decided to ask the American public a real, legitimate, hard-hitting question:<strong> &#8220;Do you believe Usama<\/strong> (why do they insist on spelling it that way?) <strong>bin Laden was greeted by 72 virgins in heaven or did he meet a more negative end?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/8301-503544_162-20064346-503544.html\" target=\"_blank\">According to CBS News<\/a>, the results were <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">exactly what you&#8217;d f***ing think they&#8217;d be<\/span> intriguing: only 3% of Americans believed that Osama got his 7 dozen virgins, while 80% said he met &#8220;a more negative end,&#8221; and 17% said they were &#8220;unsure.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My favorite result is the &#8220;unsure&#8221; crowd. Like they answered a poll question that was obviously engineered to show two polar opposites, and thought, &#8220;You know, Osama might be in hell, but he might also be sitting up on a cloud getting blowies and handies from a crowd of freshly dead 20 year olds. I&#8217;m <em><strong>JUST NOT SURE<\/strong><\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;m being cynical, and maybe, just maybe, I am completely wrong, but I would says it&#8217;s FAIRLY OBVIOUS that OSAMA BIN LADIN is <strong>NOT<\/strong> surrounded by virgins in heaven right now. 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