{"id":10191,"date":"2011-05-25T09:00:20","date_gmt":"2011-05-25T16:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=10191"},"modified":"2011-05-25T09:24:48","modified_gmt":"2011-05-25T16:24:48","slug":"uncle-luk-running-for-mayor-of-miami","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/uncle-luk-running-for-mayor-of-miami\/","title":{"rendered":"Uncle Luke Running for Mayor of Miami"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/S15ThirO_SQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.<\/p>\n<p>(Re: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/man-arrested-for-masturbating-on-airplane\/\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/did-florida-ban-sex\/\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hiding-things-in-your-vagina-is-the-new-public-brawl\/\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/dumb-criminal-off-2\/\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/dumb-criminal-off\/\" target=\"_blank\">these things<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/dumb-criminal-of-the-week-bk-brawler\/\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>. OH AND <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/best-news-headline-ever\/\" target=\"_blank\">THIS<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to submit a bill to Congress lobbying for Florida to be unceremoniously chopped off from the edge of America and replaced with Costa Rica. Agree? Yes? Yes.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-10191\" data-postid=\"10191\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-10191 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. (Re: this, this, this, this, these things, and this. OH AND THIS.) I&#8217;m going to submit a bill to Congress lobbying for Florida to be unceremoniously chopped off from the edge of America and replaced with Costa Rica. Agree? Yes? Yes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[5789,4990,5788,5790,1024,5791],"class_list":["post-10191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-2-live-crew","tag-government","tag-luke-skyywalker-running-for-mayor","tag-luther-campbell","tag-news","tag-stripper-tax","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10191"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10191"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10202,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10191\/revisions\/10202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}