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If I were to think of the least sexual person on the face of the planet… the number one person that I would not like to picture naked in the throes of passion, the top human being in the world who I would rather gouge my eyes out than watch sweatily thrusting into a woman, it would probably be Kevin Smith.<\/p>\n
But the number two would DEFINITELY be bin Laden. However, that didn’t stop the always classy minds at Hustler from starting production on a bin Laden parody porn. You know what they always say, supply and demand<\/em>, and apparently the public is demanding a poorly made, horribly acted pornography portraying an evil terrorist who masterminded the killing of thousands of Americans. From Jam:<\/a><\/p>\n The former al-Qaida leader was shot dead by U.S. forces during a raid on his compound in Pakistan earlier this month and now Hustler Video is set to lampoon bin Laden\u2019s life in This Ain\u2019t Bin Laden XXX. Aside from how repulsive the IDEA of a bin Laden porn is, there is one question that pops into my head… Who are they going to get to play bin Laden, and how do you live your life with your IMDB page listing “Osama bin Laden… the pornography version.” That right there is seventh layer of hell type of behavior if you ask me.<\/p>\n\n
After the feared terrorist was killed, operatives found a collection of porn magazines at his home.
A spokesman for Hustler Video jokes, \u201cWe\u2019re pretty sure from what we\u2019ve heard that bin Laden was a big fan of Hustler. He was looking at porn, now porn is looking at him. See, it all comes full circle.\u201d
The DVD will hit stores this summer.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n