{"id":10222,"date":"2011-05-26T10:45:14","date_gmt":"2011-05-26T17:45:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=10222"},"modified":"2011-05-25T17:51:05","modified_gmt":"2011-05-26T00:51:05","slug":"sexy-pizza-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/sexy-pizza-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexy Pizza Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/22647358\" width=\"667\" height=\"375\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>It is very rare that I find myself speechless. Considering I write for a living, you can imagine that I&#8217;m practically bursting at the seams with opinions on just about everything, from politics to sports (haha jk) to current events and celebrity gossip. I pretty much have something to say about everything ever, whether or not my opinion is knowledgeable or warranted. <\/p>\n<p>So it is definitely something for me to say that the above video &#8211; which is titled &#8220;Precious&#8221; and directed by someone named Monica Menez, left me straight up mouth-agape silent. Because while my mind was racing with statements from the obvious &#8220;WTF is this?&#8221; to the less obvious &#8220;that can&#8217;t be sanitary&#8221; to the gross but honestly intriguing &#8220;I wonder if she got a yeast infection&#8230;&#8221; nothing actually came out of my mouth.<\/p>\n<p>Because honestly, WHAT IS THERE TO SAY?!<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-10222\" data-postid=\"10222\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-10222 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is very rare that I find myself speechless. Considering I write for a living, you can imagine that I&#8217;m practically bursting at the seams with opinions on just about everything, from politics to sports (haha jk) to current events and celebrity gossip. I pretty much have something to say about everything ever, whether or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[255,5803,5802,1711,4301,5804,5801,2628,58,2404,4600],"class_list":["post-10222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","tag-funny-video","tag-hot-girl-and-pizza","tag-monica-menez","tag-movie","tag-pizza","tag-precious","tag-sexy-pizza-video","tag-sexy-video","tag-video","tag-wtf","tag-wtf-video","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10222"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10222"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10225,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10222\/revisions\/10225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}