{"id":10296,"date":"2011-06-01T10:30:08","date_gmt":"2011-06-01T17:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=10296"},"modified":"2011-06-01T12:32:26","modified_gmt":"2011-06-01T19:32:26","slug":"dad-drop-daughter-to-catch-foul-ball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/dad-drop-daughter-to-catch-foul-ball\/","title":{"rendered":"Dad Drops Daughter to Catch Foul Ball"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4YlK4DlzNsc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This is why I am terrified of ever becoming a parent. I mean, at what point does your selfishness switch off so you can take care of a child and make sure it doesn&#8217;t die? I can barely keep a small indoor cactus alive, let alone a 15 pound bag of jello and brittle bones that has to be fed and cleaned twice a day (three times a day? I DON&#8217;T EVEN KNOW). So it&#8217;s with a bit of understanding that I share this video of this dad who forgot to be selfless for a second at the prospect of catching a foul ball at an MLB game, something all men secretly hope to do.<\/p>\n<p>At the same time, though, DUDE DROPPED HIS <em>KID.<\/em> <strong>MAJOR FAIL.<\/strong><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-10296\" data-postid=\"10296\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-10296 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is why I am terrified of ever becoming a parent. I mean, at what point does your selfishness switch off so you can take care of a child and make sure it doesn&#8217;t die? I can barely keep a small indoor cactus alive, let alone a 15 pound bag of jello and brittle bones [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[35,5853,5854,255,5855],"class_list":["post-10296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-baseball","tag-dad-drops-daughter-at-dodgers-game","tag-dodgers-fans","tag-funny-video","tag-parenting-fail","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10296"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10296"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10309,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10296\/revisions\/10309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}