{"id":10351,"date":"2011-06-06T09:18:51","date_gmt":"2011-06-06T16:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=10351"},"modified":"2011-06-06T09:54:37","modified_gmt":"2011-06-06T16:54:37","slug":"sexual-thought-process-of-a-straight-male","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/sexual-thought-process-of-a-straight-male\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexual Thought Process of a Straight Male"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10352\" title=\"straight male\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/straight-male.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"457\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/straight-male.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/straight-male-300x228.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/>Happy Monday, readers! We start with this flowchart, that seems fairly accurate, wouldn&#8217;t you say?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Although it would all be solved if the guy just had a reliable booty call! ;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/provincialelitist\/the-sexual-thought-process-of-a-straight-male\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/provincialelitist\/the-sexual-thought-process-of-a-straight-male\" target=\"_blank\">Via Buzzfeed<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-10351\" data-postid=\"10351\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-10351 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Monday, readers! We start with this flowchart, that seems fairly accurate, wouldn&#8217;t you say? \u00a0 Although it would all be solved if the guy just had a reliable booty call! ;) Via Buzzfeed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[327,45,2558,5894,460,5893,128],"class_list":["post-10351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-alcohol","tag-booty-call","tag-funny-charts","tag-guys-and-sex","tag-hooking-up","tag-male-sexual-thought-process","tag-sex","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10351"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10351"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10354,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10351\/revisions\/10354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}