{"id":10383,"date":"2011-06-07T13:00:55","date_gmt":"2011-06-07T20:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=10383"},"modified":"2011-06-07T13:05:29","modified_gmt":"2011-06-07T20:05:29","slug":"my-social-tattoo-is-the-worst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/my-social-tattoo-is-the-worst\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;My Social&#8217; Tattoo is the Worst"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The thing about tattoos is that no one cares anymore. No one is ever like, &#8220;by golly, what a great tattoo! I am amazed, tell me more!&#8221; Now it&#8217;s just kind of  &#8220;oh cool&#8221; or &#8220;that sucks&#8221; and that&#8217;s about it. OR SO I THOUGHT.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/worst-tattoo-ever\/\">First we had the vagina tattoo heard &#8217;round the world<\/a>, and I thought that was as bad as it could get. &#8220;There is no way it can get worse!&#8221; &#8211; Me. But I was wrong, because as terrible as that tattoo was (and don&#8217;t get me wrong, that was<em> terrible<\/em>), the video below shows that with enough effort, you can always get worse.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ApOWWb7Mqdo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This video was brought to you by the letters W, T, and F. <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-10383\" data-postid=\"10383\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-10383 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The thing about tattoos is that no one cares anymore. No one is ever like, &#8220;by golly, what a great tattoo! I am amazed, tell me more!&#8221; Now it&#8217;s just kind of &#8220;oh cool&#8221; or &#8220;that sucks&#8221; and that&#8217;s about it. OR SO I THOUGHT. First we had the vagina tattoo heard &#8217;round the world, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[1327,5908,5910,5911,5909,1520,5882,2404],"class_list":["post-10383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-style-and-wear","tag-bad-idea","tag-facebook-tattoo","tag-idiot-tattoos","tag-my-social-tattoo","tag-stupid-tattoos","tag-terrible","tag-worst-tattoo","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10383"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10383"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10392,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10383\/revisions\/10392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}