{"id":10388,"date":"2011-06-07T14:00:41","date_gmt":"2011-06-07T21:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=10388"},"modified":"2011-06-08T09:28:13","modified_gmt":"2011-06-08T16:28:13","slug":"hilarious-angry-voicemail-to-the-alamo-drafthouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hilarious-angry-voicemail-to-the-alamo-drafthouse\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious Angry Voicemail to the Alamo Drafthouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am not a big movie-theater-goer. Something about paying 12 bucks to sit in an uncomfortable chair\u00a0 that a million asses have farted in, and being confined to a dark room for 2 hours to watch a movie I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;ll even like&#8230; it&#8217;s just a whole bunch of no thank you.<\/p>\n<p>Plus, I like being in my own house, with adequate snacking at my disposal and the ability to pause if I have to pee or something. The last movie I saw in theaters was Bridesmaids (and it was totally hilarious, BTW, you should definitely go see it), and before that? AVATAR. Avatar came out TWO YEARS AGO. That&#8217;s how much I don&#8217;t like movie theaters.<\/p>\n<p>That being said, I would totally go to the Alamo Drafthouse after watching this video. It&#8217;s gotta be the coolest theater in all of the Magnited States of America.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1L3eeC2lJZs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-10388\" data-postid=\"10388\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-10388 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not a big movie-theater-goer. Something about paying 12 bucks to sit in an uncomfortable chair\u00a0 that a million asses have farted in, and being confined to a dark room for 2 hours to watch a movie I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;ll even like&#8230; it&#8217;s just a whole bunch of no thank you. Plus, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[5912,5916,2231,5914,203,255,1399,5913,250,5915],"class_list":["post-10388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-alamo-drafthouse","tag-angry-voicemail","tag-cell-phones","tag-dumb-broad","tag-funny","tag-funny-video","tag-hilarious","tag-movie-theaters","tag-texting","tag-woman-gets-kicked-out-for-texting","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10388"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10388"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10399,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10388\/revisions\/10399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}